NO SHUT UP IT DOESN’T MATTER WHEN A PERSON STARTS WATCHING A SHOW, OR HOW MANY EPISODES THEY’VE SEEN, OR WHETHER THEY CAN NAME EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE CAST AND CREW OR NOT - IF THEY LIKE THE SHOW THEN THEY ARE A FAN, SO STOP BEING A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FUCKING ENJOY SOMETHING WITHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVING AROUND IT OKAY
THIS.
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
FUCK YOU
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME
