poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(Source: orangeitnblack)

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

the-goddamazon:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

I GRINNED SO HARD AT THIS

the-goddamazon:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

I GRINNED SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: lavagoth)

anybodilystening:

suppjames:

i swear if all of you dont reblog this i will cry


Never understood why ppl judge others sexual orientation, it’s none of their business!  Why do you even care?

anybodilystening:

suppjames:

i swear if all of you dont reblog this i will cry

Never understood why ppl judge others sexual orientation, it’s none of their business! Why do you even care?

(Source: alrighte)

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

blackstaraura:

youngblackandvegan:

kenyadoll:

^o^

precious angel

Be still, uterus. Be still.

blackstaraura:

youngblackandvegan:

kenyadoll:

^o^

precious angel

Be still, uterus. Be still.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters carry a mirrored coffin. 

Saturday, October 11th